palmist:

i love this blooper 

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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0c-cult:

chopped hair again
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0c-cult:

chopped hair again

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

crunchier:

i fall in love with you every single day